Rate My RatingsBuy the reportEscape Rooms in Greater London. Case file open.
Nearly every venue here has a near-perfect rating. So stars won’t tell you who books, why they came, or what sends them away. The words in the reviews will. Four locks. Real numbers. Crack them and the door opens.
Slide to your guess. Each key on the wall below is one review in every hundred.
It’s 93.
Tap a number to read one of those reviews.
Nearly every venue looks perfect. Of the 30 venues with at least 30 reviews, 23 round to 4.8 stars or better. A high rating gets you on the list. It doesn’t tell a guest why to pick you, and it doesn’t tell you why they came.
More than 9 in every 10 reviews give five stars.
One of these comes up far more than the others. Point the spotlight at it.
It’s the host.
Guests book a puzzle and review a person. The host comes up about four times as often as puzzle design.
The host comes up about 4 times as often as the puzzles.
Only 231 of the 13,186 reviews gave 1 or 2 stars. We read the 206 with words in them, twice, and wrote what went wrong on this wall in invisible ink. Run the lamp over it. Tap a line for the guest’s own words.
Two in three mention how the visit was run.
125 of the 187 complain about the host, the explanation, the booking, the wait or the group. None of that needs a new room to fix.
Only 2 in every 100 reviews give 1 or 2 stars.
We sorted the 2,056 reviewers who said why or with whom they came. Read the note, then open the door it belongs to.
“Me and my daughter had the best time”
Parents and carers bringing children on a family day out, who want to spend quality time together and often weigh up the cost first.
Organisers of birthdays and celebrations who book for a group and want the day to feel special from arrival to the finish.
Groups of friends looking for a shared evening out that mixes teamwork, puzzles and a bit of a thrill.
Three doors open. Four stay sealed.
Shares are of the reviewers who said why or with whom they came, not of all your customers.
7 kinds of guest book these rooms. You’ve met 3.
Your four clues, in order, open it. The report is just below if you’d rather not.
Everyone out.
You’re out.
Turn the wheels until they match your clues.
It reads the whole market, across 44 venues. It doesn’t single out your venue.
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13,186 public reviews of 44 venues, posted from November 2025 to November 2026. 9,121 were long enough to read, 8,938 of those were about a visit, and 2,056 said why or with whom they came. A group’s share is of those reviewers, not of all customers.
The wall in lock 3 is not in the report. 231 reviews gave 1 or 2 stars and 206 had words in them. 19 were about a bar on site or off the subject, leaving 187. Each was read twice, independently, and every disagreement was settled by reading the review again. Quotes are copied word for word, with names left out.